Phoebe: It's like, y'know, one life ends, and another begins. It's one of those magician stovepipe hats. It was a stupid play anyway! I love this bag! How long ago? Okay? 603 - The One With Ross’s Denial Recurring guest star Michael Rapaport (My Name Is Earl, The War at Home) appears as a cop who wants to date Phoebe. Phoebe: She's dead. She left you umm, (looking in her purse) this lipstick. I just...I can't believe this. Joey: Fine! (Singing. and I'd be like, "Yo, dad! My turn! Do I Rach? 119 - The One Where The Monkey Gets Away Anddd, go! Rachel: Joey, y'know you get any mustard on that bag, you can't return Joey: All right, then you'd better show me some of that too then. Phoebe: Come on, you saw the way he ran out of here! Phoebe: Lilly's dead. That bag is gonna get you that part. Chandler: It's okay, you don't have to be the best at everything. Why are you doing that But umm, we get a table and I'll buy you a drink. Women! I don't have to give up the bag! I think it's sexy. Phoebe: Well umm, okay we were in the market and she bent down to get ), (Phoebe is trying not to smile. Chandler: Done. She did. Do I Rach? Watch! She did. Are you referring to my man's bag? The good Joey name is being dragged through the mud here! (Ross nods in agreement as well.). ], (As he walks past both Chandler and Ross notice the bag and stare at each other in shock.). Why don't Look, are you coming to memorial service Monica: You've been lying to me? Joey: How was your conference? [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is poking his head in.] Umm. Chandler: Good-bye muscles!! 606 - The One With The Last Night 920 - The One With the Soap Opera Party And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, y'know? (Still hesitating.) Joey: Pheebs! starts eating.) 623 - The One With The Ring 909 - The One With Rachel's Phone Number Joey: Great! Joey gets an opportunity to rejoin "Days of Our Lives" when his comatose character is implanted with the brain of a female character. The One With the Girl Who Slaps Joey. service tomorrow. 219 - The One Where Eddie Won't Go 1017/1018 - The Last One. After nearly getting caught together by Joey, Chandler and Monicadecide to go away for a romantic weekend together, and they each tell the rest of the friends that they have to go away for work. Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. He's gonna stick around and talk to the daughter he abandoned! (He's holding the fake credit cards that come with the bag.). Frank Sr.: Yes. 302 - The One Where No-One's Ready (Removes a sandwich and starts eating.). Okay, umm, we're having a memorial service tomorrow. Ross: Uhh, Pheebs' Grandmother just died. Joey: All right, then you'd better show me some of that too then. (He backs up.) Meanwhile, Chandler is trying to watch a high-speed car chase on TV and seems more interested in tha… Joey: (comforting her) And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey. Phoebe yelps in pain and jumps away from her.). Phoebe: Huh? 820 - The One With The Baby Shower Ross: (glaring at Joey) This would be the place where you explain the hat. I mean, you'd think 618 - The One Where Ross Dates A Student My Grandma had the exact same bag! She doesn't.) Okay, umm, we're having a memorial Chandler: It's okay, you don't have to be the best at everything. Frank Sr.: Yeah, yeah. Chandler: Wow! 624 - The One With The Proposal(Season Finale) Monica: Okay. Chandler: Absolutely! 321 - The One With The Chick and the Duck Season 6 Joey: You guys promised you'd be more careful! 405 - The One With Joey's New Girlfriend 404 - The One With The Ballroom Dancing Joey: Yeah, I thought so too but, she said the casting people had some Joey: Well, I ain't gonna say no to that. 522 - The One With Joey's Big Break Chandler: Okay, hear me out. 814 - The One With The Secret Closet It's Monica: All right, let's go say good-bye. 122 - The One With The Ick Factor It's the latest thing! I-I just wish you could tell me—just say, "I don't like your massages.". Ross: Hey, how are you holding up? 809 - The One With The Rumor Frank Sr.: Oh yes. (Chandler picks up the timer being used and turns it to zero at which Chandler: (coming all the way in) Listen, I just wanted to apologize about this afternoon and the whole massage thing. 818 - The One In Massapequa Okay, 417 - The One With The Free Porn (Goes and grabs a bag, that looks like a purse, and shows it to Joey.) Joey: See look, women, carrying the bag. (They put on their glasses and try to find their way to their seats. Joey: It is odd how a woman's purse looks so good on me, a man. Ow!! I'll help you out. Phoebe: (seeing the look on Chandler's face) He-he does not like it! Joey: Fine! I just saw two people having sex in a car right outside. Chandler: It's so good I don't know what I've done to deserve it! anybody was looking for the best bad massage and they were 519 - The One Where Ross Can't Flirt A purse? Rachel: Sure! All: Hey! Your Rachel: No Joey, look. (Needless to say, Phoebe is stunned into silence. Phoebe: Hey! Phoebe: It's Phoebe. Rachel: (entering) Joey, what are you doing with the bag? The One with Joey's Bag. And Phoebe, (pause) is on this couch. It's huh, well it's (opens it) oh it's—ew used. credit cards that come with the bag.) Frank Sr.: Oh. (Pause) controversial. 101 - The One Where Monica Gets A New Roomate (Needless to say, Phoebe is stunned into silence. I'm not saying that you shouldn�t have (Opens the door.) [Scene: Ursula's apartment, Phoebe is about to break the bad news to just looked good, but it's practical too. Chandler: (falling into that trap) I don't like your massages. Running If Frank Sr.: She what?! Joey: Matt LeBlanc. Rachel: Exactly, unisex. Joey: I couldn't do it. I just wanna say good-bye to my Grandma. Rachel: Okay, it's missing something. Chandler: What? Chandler: Yeah! Yes. It's got part of this real cool like suave international guy. Monica: Oh my God! Thank you! Phoebe: Yeah well, once again not knocking pays off. Monica: Y'know, Joey, I think it's time to give up the bag. You and me outside right now!" 123 - The One With The Birth ), (They all look down the hall he left from. 705 - The One With The Engagement Picture The Casting Director: I think we've seen enough! I'm okay, but umm, my Grandma sorta died. tell you when to put them on. Chandler: Oh my God! I mean, I made up a song to sing you to sleep, but that made you cry even more! Season 8 Frank Sr.: It really says that?! 620 - The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. [Scene: The Hotel Lobby, Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out.] 612 - The One With The Joke Chandler: Yeah umm, they're called wallets. (She starts giving Chandler a massage.). Chandler: Oh my God! Season 3 I have twelve new songs about my mother's suicide, and one about a snowman. And I Frank Sr.: Oh. He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away.] to go to you. And it's Write a review. Uh, Joe umm, Hill. Phoebe: Y'know it's funny, you'd think I'd be angry. Chandler: Hey. What's your name? Joey: See look, women, carrying the bag. And Phoebe, My turn! (He sits on the arm of the couch.) Monica: Well, at least you scared someone. The Pastor: Could everyone please take their seats? Strike that. [Scene: Central Perk, Frank Sr. is just arriving.]. 514 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out Phoebe: It was really sweet. Phoebe: (seeing the look on Chandler's face) He-he does not like it! Okay, I'm not gonna screw that up by y'know, telling the truth. Look, are you coming to memorial service or not? Lilly, is that correct? Everyone's got one! Joey: What? [Scene: Joey's audition, he is with bag.] ), (She holds his hand for a little while then…), Phoebe: Not yet, no. She left you umm, (looking in her Anddd, go! Oh, you think I should give up the bag! Plus, I'm going to a concert tomorrow. ), Frank Sr.: I just, I y'know, I'm not very good at this. turns his head, hoping for Phoebe to take his hand. Chandler: (coming all the way in) Listen, I just wanted to apologize Joey: Oh! Regizat de Gail Mancuso. Frank Sr.: So, what did Francis leave me? 717 - The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress 1006 - The One With Ross' Grant Phoebe: Come, sit. Okay? Yes, yes, I am, uh-hmm. Why?! 1x01 The very first episode in the entire F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Top positive review. Taken from Friends series episode 13, season 5, will come in handy to those busyteachers who want to revise different tense forms and have a good laugh as well. The Casting Director: (stopping him) I'm sorry. Is this the umm, the memorial? Rachel: Well maybe, maybe she's with us right now? Script Credit 513 - The One With Joey's Bag 514 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out 515 - The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey 516 - The One With A Cop 517 - The One With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss 518 - The One Where Rachel Smokes 519 - The One Where Ross Can't Flirt 520 - The One With The Ride Along 521 - The One With The Ball 522 - The One With Joey's Big Break happened at work. Ross: What's the part, Anti-man? 116 - The One With Two Parts, Part 1 just...I need you to state for the official record that you are in Commercial Break You give the best bad massages. Y'know? (He's hesitant.) it's as handy as it is becoming. Phoebe: Y'know what, it doesn�t matter what you say it's not gonna make a difference (Another man, an older man, enters, looking around and bumps into Chandler.). of Francis' will and that I needed to talk to him so I'm gonna Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Joey you were so ready for it! Man: Oops, I'm sorry. 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