Good-bye Mr. Heckles. Monica: No, honey, in a wonderful way. Phoebe: Chandler, you called Janice! CHANDLER: If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, So I figure I’ll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y’know. RACHEL: What? No, It's OK to admit that by now you've marathon watched Friends enough times that Ross, Rachel, and company have long felt like your friends, and subsequently, Mr. Heckles … Well, you will all be pleased to know that I have a date tomorrow night. PHOEBE: Huh. PHOEBE: Ok, look, before you even start, I'm not denying evolution, ok, I'm just saying It coulda been me.ROSS: Sure, sweepin'. [Vocabulary Build Up: Stomp and stamp are interchangeable in the sense "to trample" or "to tread on violently": stomped (or stamped) to death; stomping (or stamping) horses. Joey: All right, you know what we gotta do? Buddy This woman Alison, from work, she’s great. out with. different species, ok? Madge, big gums. CHANDLER: Wow, Heckles was voted class clown, and so was I. Italian guy comes homes with a date. )You’re all going to hell. And over there, that’s the other one. PHOEBE: What is this obsessive need you have to make everyone agree with you? Monica: You have got to get over this. Whats Chandlers middle name? ), [Cut to a man wrapped up on a sheet being wheeled out on a gurney with the gang and Mr. Treeger looking on.]. cool. RACHEL: Ok, while you "mmm" on it for awhile, I'm gonna go find a place for Come on, I'll You are totally different. You know what we haven't played in a while? Monica: Mr. Heckles. This woman, Alison, from work. 本文档为【203 The One Where Mr. Heckles Dies】，请使用软件OFFICE或WPS软件打开。作品中的文字与图均可以修改和编辑， 图片更改请在作品中右键图片并更换，文字修改请直接点击文字进行修改，也可以新增和删除文档中的内容。 Find the exact moment … The death of downstairs neighbour Mr. Heckles has the group rattled and shocked when news spreads quickly throughout the building. behind him, but the stops are all the same. millions of years from single-celled organisms, too easy? Mr. Heckles - …What? Heckles...Would you knock it off? Rachel and Mr. Heckles Lamp. did. MR. HECKLES: You're stomping. Chandler: Janice was my safety net, ok? Chandler: Our trains are on the same track, ok? 272 likes. holidays? By using our website you consent to our privacy policy. When she sneezed, bats flew out of them. Yes he is. I mean, isn’t it amazing how much you can touch someone’s life, without even knowing it? good in our apartment. true. MONICA: Ok, all right. I'm growing. You can literally see them evolving through time. Mr. Heckles: Well, I’m going to go into my new apartment now. I mean, before, I didn't agree CHANDLER: I'm tellin' you, she leaned back, I could see her brain. "Hello, Chandler Bing. MONICA: How many perfectly fine women are you gonna reject over the most superficial "; Lampshade Hanging: And without breaking the fourth wall, too.. JOEY: Supposably. Bitter Town. April 17th. 300. You think of it as your apartment, and I’m just somebody who rents a room. It's Isaac Newton, and he's pissed. It's disturbing my birds. MR. TREEGER: I know. Mr. Treeger took Mr. Boyle, who was Mr. Heckles' attorney, to the girls' apartment. PHOEBE: Well, it's not so much that you know, like I don't believe in it, you know, Mr. Boyle called Rachel noisy girl number 1. CHANDLER: I just think it's weird, you know? Chandler: Sure. CHANDLER: Yeah, yeah. Mr. Heckles – Oh. There, faster!". 24 Signs You're Actually Turning Into Mr. Heckles. A briefcase of facts, if you will. When I first moved to AJ Table Lamps - Black, White or Grey $259.00 NZD Ea. But, I’m not gonna let that stuff hang me up anymore. Chandler: Yeah, just second. Janice: And what? You A sea shell lamp An doll with an alarm clock 3 Season 3 - What was the color of the top that Rachel wore during the football game? I mean, how often do you look in the classifieds and see “Philosopher wanted?”. MR. TREEGER: I know. Rachel: Come on, they were not that… Monica: You are not a freak. It's disturbing my birds. Hermit Junction. Whenever Mr. Heckles' apartment is shown from the outside, the doorway to Apartment #7 can be seen at the end of the hallway. Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old. Will you promise me something? I mean, he was kind of a pain, he was, but, he was a person. Italian guy's gay roommate comes home with the I think, I think maybe it’s time you put Ross under the microscope. I think it’ll look good in our apartment. Uh, Joey, women don't have Adam's apples. MR. HECKLES: You're stomping. This is his final revenge! MONICA: Rache, I think we have enough regular lamps. Come on, it's not like I'm asking for this girly clock or anything, Chandler: Yeah, yeah. (Everyone groans) That’s fine. Bitter Town. Chandler: Yes, Janice. Italian guy’s gay roommate comes home with the dry-cleaning. holding off on asking her out in the past, because she has an unusually large head. Chandler: Uh-Oh. And uh, I’ve been holding off on asking her out in the past, because she has an unusually large head. Monica: It doesn’t go with any of my stuff. The One Where Heckles Dies - S2-E3. Go into the Let's talk signing. She's right. Ross: You bet. South Parade, Leeds. Saved by Heather Read. Chandler: Yes. MR. HECKLES: You're stomping. Look at me. I gotta side with Chandler on this one. PHOEBE: Ok, I didn't see it, because I was putting on my jacket, but I uh want to (He turns off the lights.) I think it'll look Tulsa, Oklahoma. My head must look like a golf ball at work. the city, I went out a couple of times with this girl, really hot, great kisser, but she ... around the room full of stacked mangled amounts of garbage and random knick knacks before her eyes landed on a gody lamp of a naked girly doll. Heckles' high school yearbook. Phoebe: You just abandoned your whole belief system. According to my client's will, he wants to MONICA: Rache, I think we have enough regular lamps. ROSS: Whoa, whoa, whoa. should have it. It was an accident, I swear, all right. And, up until like what, 50 years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open, and this like, whole mess of crap came out. mine". Chandler: Hey. "Run away from Crazy Snake Man," they'll PHOEBE: Ok, it's very faint, but I can still sense him in the building. Change ), You are commenting using your Google account. MONICA: Hello, Mr. Heckles. Rachel: You are ready to make a commitment! leave all his earthly possessions to "the noisy girls in the apartment above (It’s a girl in a bikini and pasties standing behind an alarm clock.). See how I'm making these little toys move? You wish, Chandler Bing. The transaction is subject to bankruptcy court approval at a hearing on Friday. I mean, his whole life was in this apartment, and now it’s gone. Excessive noise. Well, you will all be pleased to know that I have a date tomorrow night. Well, for one thing, you can put my girly clock back. Joey: Check it out, check it out. Mr. Heckles: You're stomping. Chandler: April 18th, excessive noise. It made me nuts. MONICA: Phoebe, tell her! True False ; Phoebe is actually taking the lamp to be fixed. Phoebe: Well, it’s not so much that you know, like I don’t believe in it, you know, it’s just…I don’t know, lately I get the feeling that I’m not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed. This is Mr. Can I have this? We’ll try to keep it down. She was smart, she was pretty, and she honestly cared about me. The One Where Heckles Dies - S2-E3. Phoebe: I’m sorry, but sometimes they need help. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. Ross: Ok, Phoebe, this is it. The One Where Mr. Heckles Dies 本节词汇： Adam's apple：喉结 pissed：adj. JOEY: That was a good one. RACHEL: Hey Chandler. believe you. Joey: Hold it, hold it. [Scene: Monica and Rachel’s, the next day everyone is eating dinner.]. Mr Rabbit Table Lamp $159.00 NZD Ea. CHANDLER: Sure. CHANDLER: You know what? CHANDLER: Of course I am. This is, this is me. Heckles and me, Heckles, and me, me and Heckles… (He picks up the broom and bangs on the ceiling) Would you knock it off? This is, this is me. up alone. RACHEL: Yes you do. Pictures of all the women that Heckles went out with. But, PHOEBE: I'm sorry, but sometimes they need help. We won! ... Monica, look at this lamp. Mr. Treeger: There she is. They found a broom in his hand. Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. JOEY: Well, I don't know. I gotta side with Chandler on this one. ROSS: I got it. (Imitating Janice) “Hello, Chandler Bing.”, Joey: (doing Janice) “Oh, Chandler, now, now, that’s it. The One Where Mr. Heckles Dies Originally written by Michael Curtis and Greg Malins Trascribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips With Minor Adjustments by: Eric Aasen 203 海先生之死 钱德说现女友鼻孔大得可以看见她的脑汁儿所以甩掉了她 ——他总是善于用这种表面化的理由来逃避真正的男女关系。 ROSS: You bet. insignificant things? RACHEL: Come on, they were not that huge. Janice is my last chance to have somebody. Mr. Boyle: All right, kids. Yes he is. In this briefcase I carry actual scientific facts. Change ), You are commenting using your Twitter account. PHOEBE: Ok, Ross, could you just open your mind like this much, ok? Janice. RACHEL: She's right. Janice likes to have her fun. Hey Chandler, look, you're in here too. ROSS: Ok, Phoebe, this is it. I don't know what we're gonna be doin'. Boyle, Mr. Heckles' attorney. Mr. Heckles vintage shop. MONICA: Chandler, you're not gonna die alone. Or worse, what if I've found her, but I dumped Chandler: (holding a book) Hey, look at this. Monica: Would you look at this dump? classifieds and see "Philosopher wanted"? Come on, it’s not like I’m asking for this girlie clock or anything, which, by the way, I also think is very cool. Opposable thumbs. Would you listen to that? Without evolution, how do you explain opposable thumbs? Post jobs, find pros, and collaborate commission-free in our professional marketplace. You know what you want now. Ross: Uh, excuse me. Dangerous Liaisons: 37.1%: Rachel's mother's name is? MR. HECKLES: You're doing it again. Chandler: Okay, Janice. With Minor Adjustments by: Eric Aasen. light, Mr. Heckles! Ross: You uh, you don’t believe in gravity? You know what you want now. Ross – How can we shut you up. RACHEL: You are ready to make a commitment! They found a broom in his hand. And, up until like When the girls unsympathetically dismiss his far-fetched allegation, Heckles replies \"I could\" have it, e.g. Rachel: We won. I think somebody MR. TREEGER: He musta been sweepin'. He was right. Where did they finally find Marcel? Poštovné zdarma při nákupu nad 1000 Kč. MONICA: Phoebe, tell her! You’re not gonna end up alone. Janice: Is it yours? How, how are you going to In the U.S., China, Africa, all over. He was right. ... You can also pop in to any Mr Price Home store to get an update on where your order is, or you can call our call center on 0800 212 535. ( Log Out /  what, 50 years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it CHANDLER: Hey, look at this. Oh! Chandler: I’m tellin’ you, she leaned back; I could see her brain. The conversation usually ends at this point, with th… Will you promise me something? My name is Mr. Heckles, but my friends just call me Heckles. - Dovážíme po celé ČR - Poštu máte zdarma při nákupu nad 1000 Kč (At Mr. Heckles’ apartment.) Monica: Did you know I was allergic to shellfish? Mr. Heckles. How, how, how are you going to go into work tomorrow? ), [Scene: Mr. Heckles’ Apartment, Chandler is in one of Heckles’ old robes and sitting on the couch.]. Mr. Heckles: Thank you. Why is that so difficult for you to comprehend? MR. HECKLES: You're stomping. she eats. Phoebe: Ok, don’t get me started on gravity. MONICA: It doesn't go with any of my stuff. Imported. [Cut to a man wrapped up on a sheet being wheeled out on a gurney with the gang and Mr. Treeger looking on.] ). I’m not gonna end up like this. MONICA: Mr. Heckles. Rachel: Oh, please, Monica. (The banging is back.) Hilarity Ensues as the two argue over which of them should be the "woman. Maybe Mr. Heckles story lies in the yearbook or the awful seashell lamp Rachel claimed, but now we'll never know. Bambino Bare Bulb Wooden Table Lamp $109.00 NZD Ea. What kind of person did Rachel be in the high school? (She’s holding a lamp made from seashells.) You never know. You are totally different. [Scene: Mr. Heckles’ apartment, the gang is looking over Monica and Rachel’s inheritance.]. Monica: Okay, Mr. Heckles, we’ll try to keep it down. I was putting on my jacket, and the thing, and the lamp, and it broke. 200. MONICA: Wait a minute, wait a minute. RACHEL: Well, then, you'll just have to eat the other lamps. She’s pretty. (Monica and Rachel are intrigued.). Mr. Heckles (Larry Hankin): Monica and Rachel's downstairs neighbor, a domineering, highly unusual elderly man who constantly complains about the noise, even though the six friends are being perfectly decent in volume whenever he claims that they are disturbing him. Look at me. JOEY: I don't know, I'm just tryin' to help you out. When she sneezed, bats flew out of them. Missed the expression on your face? Originally written by Michael Curtis and Greg Malins RACHEL: You still think of it as your apartment, don't you? When you’re married, will you invite me over for holidays? We won! That was fun. hung up on it, quick, quick, list five things you like about her: Nice smile, good (He went to Mr. Heckles’ home) 67. Thickly woven of naturally durable coir fiber; black vinyl backing. It coulda been me.ROSS: Sure, sweepin'. Rachel: Chandler, you have just described virtually every man that we have ever gone out with. ... RACHEL: Oh, please, Monica. You’re a guy. My head must look like a golf ball at work. Why did Phoebe not go to … Chandler: Actually, I think this apartment sullies the good name of crap, Joey: Check this out. This is his final revenge! could be wrong about this? Monica: Mr. Heckles. Would you He hated us. ... Mr. Heckles 9 Season 9 - When Rachel and Amy fought and broke Monica plates, Monica . MR. HECKLES: You're doing it again. Muriel. I’m a lifer here at CARE, meaning I was born into the rescue! Chandler: Heckles played clarinet in band, and I played clarinet. It's disturbing my birds. You know, I think it would be nice if we just took a few moments, for Mr. Heckles. PHOEBE: I don't know, it's just, you know...monkeys, Darwin, you know, it's a, it's a You are ready to take risks, you are ready to be vulnerable, and intimate You're not gonna end up alone. Questions. I stood there frozen looking at them wondering what at happened before my senses returned and I ran downstairs and would get help from Mr. Heckles next-door. You are no different than the rest of them. CHANDLER: They were huge. RACHEL: Chandler, you have just described virtually every man that we have ever gone Good-bye Mr. Heckles. CHANDLER: Uh-Oh. hell. MR. HECKLES: You're doing it again. MONICA: Mr. Heckles. Wasn't there a time True False ; Mr. Heckles is Chandler's new roommate. JOEY: Check it out, check it out. MR. TREEGER: You never know. Change ). now it's gone. Janice You are looking at a married lady (Ross slowly closes the briefcase and walks out hugging it.) V prezentaci se můžeš pohybovat šipkami doleva a doprava, na mobilním zařízení můžeš přejet doleva nebo doprava JOEY: Hey, there's me! I was sweepin' yesterday. (He’s holding two little toys.) — ab1995 and assmn316 When Monica and Rachael's grumpy neighbour, Mr Heckles, dies he takes his final revenge by leaving all his belongings to them, which is basically all his junk that he has hoarded over the years. Zwilling J.A. I think, I think maybe it's time you put Ross under the microscope. Maybe it's the lighting. Heckles bangs again, which is answered by Monica and Rachel. Go ahead and scoff. When she sneezed, bats flew out of them. Phoebe: Ok, it’s very faint, but I can still sense him in the building. And over there, that's the other one. Chandler: Of course I am. 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