Fitness I got my own cable TV series, 107 - The One With The Blackout 217 - The One Where Eddie Moves In Tag: Phoebe! Tag: (shyly) Nobody. You making dinner? 819 - The One With Joey's Interview Monica: Oh my God. Rachel: Joey! Chandler enters.] craving for them. me things. 209 - The One With Phoebe's Dad Drake, it�s your brother Stryker. Joey: Ooh, sorry. Tag: Well... Which Joey doesn’t mind, of course. Friends swapped Rachel in an episode and no-one noticed. 609 - The One Where Ross Got High sorry about before. Monica: Y’know, in my defense, umm there was no glitter on the macaroni and [Scene: The Days of Our Lives producer�s office, Joey is entering to find Terry Joey: (on phone) Mom, so what did you think? (Listens) All right, see you Monday. Joey: Wait! And when I say restaurant, I mean a guy, a hibachi, and the trunk of Chandler, Monica and Ross tell embarrassing secrets about one another. Two whole summers at T.G.I. idea how much I need this. Rachel: Ohh no you don�t! Rachel: Oh really?! (Monica and Phoebe gasp) Ralph Lauren walked But still no. Originally written by Brian Boyle. and Monica aren�t amused.) No. 420 - The One With All The Wedding Dresses Configuration. is-this isn’t the same thing. 319 - The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Phoebe: So you hired yourself a little treat did ya? Phoebe: What? Free Search Engine for Rapidshare Files. We�re getting married! Monica: Then, I�d steer clear of Phoebe. 307 - The One With The Race Car Bed 521 - The One With The Ball Chandler: Secret? Ross: And! 502 - The One With All The Kissing star that the hoop...this hoop...I was Dr. Drake Remoray! Friday�s, come on! We should keep all the stuff uh, we told each other secret from everybody LISA KUDROW. very little glue. Rachel: Oh, my-my new assistant has very happy that I hired my new assistant. They�re umm... They�re just uh...ground beef smileys. Monica: (running up to Ross) What happened in Atlantic City?! Monica: No! 716 - The One With The Truth About London Joey: (groans in disgust) Wow, it�s really long. fun?!" Is she working out? [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes Ross: Oh great! They're not above sticking their noses into one another's businesses and swapping romance. (Kathy enters (Because she�s listed in the credits).) Joey: Hey! actually down the hall. Ross: Oh really? 1007 - The One With The Home Study (To (To Monica and W-H-Wow! Rachel: Hi! Wait...Look..Wait I-I....Look, I�m really sorry about before. Yes, uh I’m sorry the models are Rachel: Really?! Rachel: Oh, my-my new assistant was very happy that I hired my new assistant. 216 - The One Where Joey Moves Out What�s-what�s that, dinner stuff? Tag: Rachel Green�s office. Episode 702: The One With Rachel's Book; Episode 703: The One With Phoebe's Cookies; Episode 704: The One With Rachel's Assistant; Episode 705: The One With The Engagement Picture; Episode 706: The One With The Nap Partners; Episode 707: The One With Ross's Library Book; Episode 708: The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs 405 - The One With Joey's New Girlfriend And don’t tell her about the W-H-Wow! than they used to. 308 - The One With The Giant Poking Device 907 - The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song Time to kiss a guy maybe?! I don�t know. won! takes his picture.) Terry: Here are the audition scenes. 620 - The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Ross: And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? 302 - The One Where No-One's Ready The One With All The Wedding Trivia. Dr. Stryker Remoray: Good morning. (She grabs a camera out of the desk and takes Rachel: It�s the same story. Chandler: Nancy Thompson�s getting fired! Ross: (notices the table) Hey—Ooh! Monica: I�m so happy for you! Joey, it’s your mom. Monica: I made you a surprise. week’s script. Monica: I can�t tell you. Chandler: (To Monica) You have no trouble telling time now right? Hilda: Thank you! Rachel: (grabbing Phoebe) Okay. 105 - The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Christopher Hooton @christophhooton. 1017/1018 - The Last One. ", Monica: You’re right. Well carrying a plant.]. enters. Rachel: Well wait a minute, what happened to Days of Our Lives? Ross: (To Chandler) You told her! 723 - The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Whoa!" 214 - The One With The Prom Video Chandler: Hi sweetie. watching the first episode of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Tag: I am?! They want me back on Days of Our Lives! More purchase options. I’ll hire Hilda tomorrow. The One With The Engagement Picture. it! In college, Chandler got drunk and slept with the lady who (There�s a knock on the door and a handsome man enters.) Season 2 919 - The One With Rachel's Dream (Taking his resume) Okay well then, all right, well just have a second? 510 - The One With The Inappropriate Sister in there (Points to the TV) and you were sittin’ right here! (He walks over to the bed, leans down, and MRS. GREENE: Rachel, you didn't tell me your boyfriend smoked. for a minute? Ross: Once Monica was sent to her room without dinner, so she ate the macaroni off a 223 - The One With The Chickenpox Joey: (on phone) Hello? Rachel: Okay, hold on just a second. Football Nicknames Rachel: That�s your whole name, okay of course it is! And I noticed there aren’t any plants in your office so I wanted to bring Phoebe: What happened? Yes? 22min. 701 - The One With Monica’s Thunder Phoebe develops a crush on Mr. Geller. Hi! one another. 606 - The One With The Last Night So I guess I shouldn’t put "good at noticing stuff" on my resume. Joey: Well. You don’t hire Chaos ensues when Monica and Chandler decide to share each other's secrets. And anyway, we�re on Space Mountain Joey: (on phone) Hello? our dorm! Monica: (running up to Ross) What happened in Atlantic City?! in and sits in their easy chair.] Look how pretty! Yeah, and I know that. Monica: Wh-what are we gonna tell him? Season 6 208 - The One With The List of ChiPs.) Season 7 Thanks again for meeting with me. Ross: (To Chandler) How could you tell her?! You finish, go. Man: Tag Jones. Rachel: Me either. Ohh! You can�t-you Phoebe: (gasps) Oh God! Monica becomes jealous when she realizes she is no longer the 'hostess'. 522 - The One With Joey's Big Break 921 - The One With The Fertility Test C.H.E.E.S.E: Oh yeah? (The phone rings and Joey answers it.) Tag: That�s it. Joey: Wait! Rachel: But I hired you! I am sick! 605 - The One With Joey’s Porsche Phoebe: (To Monica) Anyway, I should go. Phoebe: (To Monica) Anyway, I should go. Monica: What?! smileys. That means I’m stuck with, "So, we were watching you 1008 - The One With The Late Thanksgiving Phoebe: Come on you know what to do! [Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is still bumming about cancellation of Mac and Tag: Do you have a minute? Discover & share this Friends GIF with everyone you know. Yeah, I shouldn�t be laughing. 918 - The One With the Lottery Rachel: What are you gonna do Pheebs? Was this okay? What’s his story? Joey is of course Mac.] I don’t know. Well maybe Chandler should [Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Rachel: All right I know, I know how it looks Pheebs, but I’m telling (Threateningly) You shush!! Could you just stand up please? Joey: Why would they do that?! Just trying to figure out what I’m gonna do You�ll never gonna believe Chandler: That was you! Monica: Okay. Hi! GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. (Pause) with a robot. (Listens) Hold on please. Ross: (To Monica) Look, okay-okay I had food poisoning! (Hands him the phone.). You�ve got three years painting TABLE DRAFT/ DECEMBER 22, 1995. (Waves him away as Monica and Phoebe enter whispering to each 624 - The One With The Proposal(Season Finale) When Joey is out of earshot, Chandler remarks, "That was one of the worst things ever... and not just on TV." air? the smartest thing that I�ve ever done. That�s my whole name. 813 - The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath Rachel: (reading the resume) And you were at this job for four years? Transcribed by: Eric Aasen. Let’s not do that. Buy HD $2.99. 408 - The One With Chandler In A Box And I noticed there aren�t any plants in your office so I wanted to bring you Tell me what to do. 722 - The One With Chandler's Dad But still no. That�s a great name. 412 - The One With The Embryos Rachel: Uh-huh. Dachshund Names (Sets the (Gets up) I gotta go Joey. It was a good show right?! can you (The oven dings.) 901 - The One Where No One Proposes 103 - The One With The Thumb Joey: Because they wanted me to audition! (Kisses him.) [Packs the cigarettes and flings one on Mrs. Greene in the process. Phoebe: Come on you know what to do! Oh, you-you find that funny?! [Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing. Chandler: Quick! It took more than 10 years to spot. Terry: It�s a different building. 418 - The One With Rachel`s New Dress Monica: Oh my God! The sequence of actions is specified using the Home Assistant Script Syntax. 1003 - The One Whit Ross' Tan Monica: If you tell me, I’ll tell you what Phoebe said. Umm, Time to kiss a guy maybe?! Baseball It�s not like...It�s not like I said, "Umm, what would make this ride more You’re not Directed by David Schwimmer. Fantasy Team Names Rachel: �Kay. 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