[Sung:] Chandler: I can't believe you did this. This video is unavailable. Run! Mrs. Bing: She's supposed to be with you. Ross: 'Kay, wait a minute, are you sure she didn't say 'When are you gonna grow up and realise I am your mom?'? Watch online "The One with Mrs. Bing" in English with English subtitles; TV show "Friends", season 1 Joey: Ross, how could you let this happen? Ross: Well, see? [Bends down and talks to him] Hello. But, um, apparently, somebody overslept. Chandler: Awful. Let's go, Phoebe. Okay? Chandler's flamboyant romance-novelist mother comes to visit, and Joey catches her kissing Ross. Not even to, um, change his PAJAMAS?! Ross: When did Rigatoni get back from Rome? The One with Mrs. Bing. Mrs. Bing: Oh, Ross, listen to me. Woo! Chandler: I can't believe it. Mar 11, 2015 - "The One With Mrs. Bing" is the eleventh episode ofthe first season of Friends. [Credits Scene: Mon+Rach's. "Friends" The One with Mrs. Bing napisy - Friends Season 01 Episode 11 - The One with Mrs. Bing - Polski We done now? I love her books! Monica: How would I know? He can’t see the bride in the wedding dress. Monica: Oh, I don't know. Rachel: Yeah. One kiss? Gimme a hug. Huh? No? Ross is now clearly drunk. Joey: You usually find them on the 'heaving beasts'. Hello, Coma Guy. [The guy turns round, startled. See a recent post on Tumblr from @friendsscreencaps-blog about the-one-with-mrs.-bing. Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up]. Ross: You're my friend. Ross: Anyone want me to appraise anything? Joey: I can't believe you said woowoo. Joey: [Laughing] Mother-Kisser... [Sees Ross's look] I'll shut up. Jay Leno (TV): Y'know, don't take this wrong, I-I just don't see you a-as a mom, somehow.. I-I had to tell you. Oh, oh, and on page two, he's not 'reaching for her heaving beasts'. Mrs. Bing: Oh, please, honey, listen, if I can do it, anybody can. Without me? What do I want... [Looks at Chandler's menu]. Joey is making a snack at the bar]. Phoebe: Where? Now, do you think his 'love stick can be liberated from its denim prison'? He picks up the paper]. And, he's the kinda guy who, when you're talking, he's listening, y'know, and not saying 'Yeah, I understand' but really wondering what you look like naked. The guy gets hit by a truck], [Scene 1: Hospital. Now this is just the first chapter, and I want your absolute honest opinion. And- he can dance! I cannot get on a plane without one! I've been taking care of you. previous | index | next. You might wanna put the kids to bed for this one. They start from the beginning in hopes of making it through all 236 episodes. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. [Bends down and talks to him] Hello. Search options. Twitter: @FriendsLikeUsP1 Instagram: friendslupodcast Facebook: Friends Like Us Podcast (@friendslupodcast) Chandler's flamboyant romance-novelist mother comes to visit, and Joey catches her kissing Ross. Rachel: Alright, that's it! Awful. Mrs. Bing (TV): ...I just get this craving for Kung Pao Chicken. No, I mean it! Be cool, be cool, be cool. [Scene 4: A mexican restaurant. That was me. The One with Mrs. Bing - Friends [S01E11] Released: 1995-01-05, Rated: TV-PG. Two sets of lips. Jay Leno (TV): Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, how is that going? That-that he'd turn round and say 'I love that sound, I must have you now'? Monica: Oh my God. Okay, you mean, you're not gonna talk to her, you're not gonna tell her how you feel? Most moms use the phone. Thought I'd give it a shot. Mrs. Bing: She's supposed to be with you. WHAT an ep! Phoebe: Do you think they have yesterday's daily news? We done now? Ross: Okay, uh, about last night, um, Chandler.. you didn't tell... [Joey shakes his head] Okay, 'cause I'm thinking- we don't need to tell Chandler, I mean, it was just a kiss, right? But I guess it was just the coma. Rachel: Chandler, I gotta tell you, I love your mom's books! That's it! Jay Leno (TV): ...Now what is this about you-you being arrested i-in London? Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown- it's Ross], [Ross drags Joey into the hall and slams the door]. Ross: No. Most moms use the phone. In the end, everyone ends up without a date and fulfilling the pact. Phoebe: Oh! I'm still on the first chapter. [Ross emerges from a toilet marked 'Chicas'], Ross: Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. Joey: Uhhhh.... he's not even wearing a jockstrap! Joey: No, no. I-I know you're still mad at me, I just wanna say that there were two people there that night. Chandler: Y'know, of all my friends, no-one knows the crap I go through with my mom more than you. Ross: Chandler, can I just say something? Mrs. Geller: Well, he better not come by here. ...Or something to that effect. The two try to make it up to him by taking extreme care of him in the hospital, even as they fantasize about him as the most charming of guys. Chandler: ...And then he burst into flames. You just start with half a dozen European cities, throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia, and bam! Ross: The guy on the cover with his nipples showing? Monica: He's coming. [She sees Monica sneaking out] Okay, thank you very much, I'm gonna take a short break! Joey: Ah! The girls explain how they've been t… [Next is a shot of them dragging an enormous plant into the room, then Monica knitting a sweater, then Phoebe singing, then Phoebe shaving him and chatting to Monica]. [Cut to the hospital. [Goes back to the door] I don't hear anything. ...You know who our hero is. He turns and doesn't see an ambulance, which hits him and knocks him into a coma. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. Coma Guy: Well, what do you want me to say? Chandler: Myyy mother, ladies and gentlemen. Weekend at Bernie's is on Showtime, HBL and Cinemax. Run! Mrs. Bing (TV): ...This is kind of embarrassing, but occasionally after I've been intimate with a man... Chandler: Now why would she say that's embarrassing? [Looks through the spyhole]. Hide Spoilers. [To Ross] It's the Italian Hand-Licker, isn't it. [Grabs Phoebe and turns her away] Phoebe. Mrs. Bing: Really stupid. Phoebe: Really? [Leaves; slams the door]. Monica: Why did I 'woo-hoo'? I cannot get on a plane without one! Rachel: Oh, she's coming up! She's, she's sexy, she's-. Phoebe: You know who shaved you? Anything you want from Lisbon? I guess I'll see you around. You know, knowledge is a tricky thing. GET UP, YOU GIRL SCOUT! "Friends" The One with Mrs. Bing subtitles - Friends S1E11-E17 - Hungarian Add OpenSub search Step 1 Click the "Accept and +Add" button to download OpenSub search Chrome Extension. Ross: [Entering] What is this dive? Rachel: Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you, I've read everything you've ever written. Mrs. Bing: He's not a hero. Ross: No, no I don't, because it's being restrung, somebody was supposed to bring me one. Only you could've picked this place. Friends S1E11- The One with Mrs. Bing. Ross walks up]. He picks up the paper]. Friends S1E11- The One with Mrs. Bing. Okay? And- he can dance! Ross tries Mon+Rach's apartment, but it is locked so he has to stand in the hall and pretend he wasn't listening. I-I wasn't here. She's, she's sexy, she's-. Wait, wait. As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand. What do I want... [Looks at Chandler's menu]. It starts with Monica reading Coma Guy a newspaper]. I mean, when I read Euphoria at Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer. The guy is in a coma and Mon and Pheebs are visiting]. Phoebe: I just wish there was something we could do. I mean, this is so cool! Oh, wait, wait, wait. Ross: Uh.. uh.. Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. Monica! We thought you were different. Ross is talking to Chandler. Chandler: You gotta let me slam the door! Mrs. Bing: Yeah, any messages for room 226? Chandler: No, just knowing you're gonna be there is enough. [Downs a shot], [Time lapse. How, how do you feel? Chandler: Yes, well, I expect this from her. Weekend at Bernie's! Phoebe: Yeah, but did you see the dents in his knuckles? Phoebe: I just wish there was something we could do. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/The_One_with_Mrs._Bing?oldid=42074. Monica points to Phoebe. So, maybe it wasn't such a bad idea, y'know, me kissing your mom, uh? [Plays a few chords] Um, Rachel can we do this now? Chandler and his mom come out]. He told her off, and not just about the kiss, about everything. [Scene 5: Chandler and Joey's, morning. Now this is just the first chapter, and I want your absolute honest opinion. Dec 13, 2017 - This Pin was discovered by MengxianCheung. Sort by: Filter by Rating: 8 /10. Mrs. Bing: Car's waiting downstairs, I just wanted to drop off these copies of my book for your friends. Ross: The girl on the cover with her nipples showing? [She and Paolo walk a little way down the hall], [Joey and Ross go into Monica and Rachel's apartment]. Phoebe: Oh! Ross: 'Kay, wait a minute, are you sure she didn't say 'When are you gonna grow up and realise I am your mom?'? Anything you want from Lisbon? Mr. Bing: But that was after the wedding, it’s not bad luck then. [Sung:] Rachel tries to write porn! Joey: Shh. Joey: Yeah, well, you don't have your racket. Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe. There's something I have got to say... And then one day, y'know, it's just, you wake up, and 'See you around'! Rachel: Well,sounds like you two have issues. [They both sit down] Well, I think we're ready for some tequila. Joey: You usually find them on the 'heaving beasts'. Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-lookin' aunt... but not a mom, never a mom! Movies. Joey: Hard to tell, they're so tiny and upside-down. I'm still on the first chapter. Joey: I dunno, I've been standing here spelling it out for you! Monica: He's coming. [Goes back to the door] I don't hear anything. Joey: How about 'cause if you don't, his mother might. Let’s hear it for Mrs. Bing- a true modern lady! Chandler: Please God don't let it be Kung Pao Chicken. Your movie. Mrs. Bing: [To phone] Okay, thank you. Monica: How would I know? You're smart, you're sexy... Mrs. Bing: You are gonna be fine, believe me. What the hell were you thinking? Mrs. Bing: No. [Joey runs off down the hall. Mrs. Bing: No, really, c'mon. Look, it, it was stupid. Ross: I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora- um, Mrs. Mom- your Bing- was just being nice, y'know, and- But nothing happened, nothing- Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in-. Ross: Okay, 'you' can't, or [Points to Chandler] you can't? Give it back! Chandler: Exactly. Without me? Hello, Coma Guy. Phoebe: No. He said 'When are you gonna grow up and start being a mom? Okay, you mean, you're not gonna talk to her, you're not gonna tell her how you feel? Release Calendar DVD & Blu-ray Releases Top Rated Movies Most Popular Movies Browse Movies by Genre Top Box Office Showtimes & Tickets Showtimes & Tickets In Theaters Coming Soon Coming Soon Movie News India Movie Spotlight. That was me. Chandler: Y'know, we don't have to watch this. Sorry- sorry we're late, we, uh, kinda just, y'know, lost track of time. Ross: Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drun..uh... [He has caught sight of Joey scowling at him] I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom. [Rachel feeds something to Paolo. [Runs out, knocking over the mike stand]. Are we okay now? Mrs. Bing: Oh, Ross, listen to me. Playing next. Ross tries Mon+Rach's apartment, but it is locked so he has to stand in the hall and pretend he wasn't listening. I bought my son his first condoms. I mean, even sleeping, he looks smart. Mrs. Bing: [To phone] Okay, thank you. Score: 23.515. [Scene 8: Chandler and Joey's. I mean, what was I hoping would happen? Joey: Shh. Chandler: That's very funny. The guy gets hit by a truck], [Scene 1: Hospital. It was written byAlexa Jungeand directed byJames Burrows. [Chandler twists it and Ross goes down on one knee] That's, that's my knee. Joey: In Bizarro World!! No! [Cut to Joey listening at the door. Okay? Mrs. Bing: She's supposed to be with you. Chandler: You gotta let me slam the door! He could be a Glen. No big deal? ...You know who our hero is. Joey: [To Ross, on the couch] Now, here's a picture of my mother and father on their wedding day. I bought my son his first condoms. The one with Chandler's mom Lady_Targaryen 22 October 2007. What is that all about? Chandler is talking with his mom]. Joey: [Laughing] Mother-Kisser... [Sees Ross's look] I'll shut up. Look, just because you played tonsil tennis with my mom doesn't mean you know her. Give it back! [Chandler opens the door and startles them. Phoebe: Y'know what? [Monica brushes Coma Guy's hair in the other direction] No! GET UP, YOU GIRL SCOUT! Chandler: I spent the entire day with you, why didn't you tell me?! Paolo kissed my mom? Chandler: That would be no. [Scene 6: Hospital. Mrs. Bing: Honey, it isn’t good luck. There is no sign of Coma Guy- his bed is empty], [There is the sound of a flushing toilet and Coma Guy emerges from the bathroom]. [They shake hands] So I told her. I have sold a hundred million copies of my books, and y'know why? Joey: Hey, hey, hey, you're lucky I caught them when I did, or else who knows what woulda happened. Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe. What the hell were you thinking? Oh, wait, wait, wait. Monica: [Reads] Yeah, I'd say so. Rachel: Yeah. Monica points to Phoebe. Ross: The girl on the cover with her nipples showing? Phoebe: What about Glen? Meanwhile, Monica and Phoebe fight over a guy in a coma. [Scene 5: Chandler and Joey's, morning. Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there], Mrs. Bing: I am famished. Full transcript Credits Written by Alexa Junge Directed by James Burrows Special guest star Morgan Fairchild as Nora Bing Guest starring Cosimo Fusco as Paolo Co-starring David Sederholm as coma guy. [Points to door] Huh? A tricky thing tell, they 're not, they 're walking away...,. When chandler whines he has to stand in the other direction ]!! 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